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Ouch

Today, while working at the local paintball place, I noticed a girl without the safety on her paintball gun. I approached and reminded her to put the safety on, to which she replied "Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you." And then she did. In the nuts. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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ShinnamonBun 7

I don't think your sacks are happy anymore

I guess that makes them sad sacks now!

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Where are you from? What paintball field you work for?

Sacks? Plural? Are you an alien?

I like anyone who calls those dangly things as "happy sacks" :D

justin1974 5

Wait a minute, you have sacks as un plural? you should now post that you added to fml and used a plural while describing your happy SACK