rawr117
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Ouch
Today, while working at the local paintball place, I noticed a girl without the safety on her paintball gun. I approached and reminded her to put the safety on, to which she replied "Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you." And then she did. In the nuts. FML
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ShinnamonBun 7
I don't think your sacks are happy anymore
Glowworm56 27
I guess that makes them sad sacks now!
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ShinnamonBun 7
I don't think your sacks are happy anymore
Glowworm56 27
I guess that makes them sad sacks now!
RichardPencil 32
Please, God, please tell me the paint was blue!
DanielleD93 16
Now if that were a real gun....
rawr117 13
They're okay now thankfully
pjsr 33
Lots of massaging will do that
Lobby_Bee 18
She is telling you she has a boyfriend.
galacticstorm 6
That's one hell of a way to say so. A simple "I'm taken" would have sufficed.
guest46423455764 0
Your "Happy sacks" ?? Are you like 12 or something?
HappyItalian 38
From my experience of gaming with 12 year olds, trust me when I say they come up with way more colourful/vulgar terms than "happy sacks"
pjsr 33
"...and that's how I met your mother ...and why we adopted you"
zeffra13 31
I hope you had her kicked out for that.
lukcy_basartd 11
Some women: Ditzy. Cute. Careless. 1 love.
darkshadus 10
That's what you get for "Mansplaining"