dogsickftl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'For Sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used to smash my car window and steal stuff inside. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 5
I kept misreading "hammer" as "hamster". It caused me to picture some very confusing and disturbing mental images.
dnlphm94 0
So after you hammered the sign into the ground, you dropped it and walked inside? FAIL.
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overthrownopt 0
this made me giggle
YummyxBrownie 0
Damn .. Not even cool
lilmisslovely13 15
lol for a second i thought that you were selling the hammer :) just the way you worded it
massivelyskilled 0
Wouw, that sucks for you! Can't believe that some people actually do this, think about those who does things like that... just be happy that you don't have to do stuff like that...
I_dont_exist 5
well now we know why your moving