Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML
Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
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suppressed08 2
Just because the cop was being reckless doesn't mean you should be.
marmlr339 14
Cops get away with all. you just ha to learn that the hard way :-(
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Comments (76)
lovable_ditz 3
no uturn signs aren't only there for safety. highway signs are used as a signal to cops that in an emergency they can make a u turn there. ydi for disobeying the law infront of a cop
cldnscared 0
lol
loveluanlegacy 0
that don't make sense
randomdude13 0
that's frickin hilarious
Ddylan88 0
cops are allowed to make uturns or atleast in my state.
yahoowizard 16
Screw them
xZianIx209 6
haven't you seen Superbad! shouldve learned that lesson
blackman100 20
do as youre told, dont follow the advice of others
newburton13 26
Those U-turns are there FOR THE COPS. They're allowed to.
zack11289 3
Well no shit Sherlock