Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML
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Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML
Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML
Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML
Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with four departments at my college due to a mistake on my tuition bill. The last guy I talked to told me to call the financial aid office and hung up before I could respond. That was the first office I called. FML
Today, after trying for several days to change some details on the social security website, I got fed up and called them. I waited nearly two hours on hold, and when I finally got through, the guy on the other end just told me to reboot my computer and try again, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my aged mother continued to complain about her computer issues to me. A relative, who is good at tech support, won't bother servicing her computer because whatever she does ends up bogging it down the next day, so I have to hear about it on the phone. FML
Today, the modeling program I'm required to use for school started inexplicably crashing. Reinstalling doesn't even fix it. The company that owns the software doesn't provide students with tech support, and my teacher just told me I won't pass if I can't fix it. FML
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mrnicety 0
get his name and complain. he'll get the sack and you may get some actual help
lolcake 0
you know, if after an hour and multiple explainations you still dont get it... hes probably right
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Ashleeeyy 0
Get his name and report the stupid guy. He probably didn't have any more patience, what an asshole. |:
jaredshane 0
YDI get a mac!!
vt_mruhlin 0
If it took an hour, you probably are an idiot. People don't take ANY personal responsibility for learning how to use the computer. It's why I've stopped doing anything resembling tech support for family and friends. Imagine somebody going to an auto mechanic saying their car won't start. And after an hour he figures out that there's no gas in the car. Those are the kinds of stupid situations tech support people deal with.
forthelulz_fml 0
Hey, another fake FML. facepalm
carodancer77 0
You could just get that guy fired. Can't you? Ydi for being an idiot and not understanding. Imagine how annoying that would be
jamsey 0
If you had to be led through multiple times and still didn't get it. Then you are an idiot.
ninjakiller79 0
Wow i would have got his name and reported him
Nosferatu2894 0
Rofl, but yeah you should complain
StoneColdNigga 0
You are a ******* idiot! If you can't disassemble and reassemble a computer you don't derserve it
happygoluckyhh 0
Well, are you? LOL just kidding. Call and complain just as most people are suggesting. Get his sorry ass fired!