Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML
Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML
Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML
Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with four departments at my college due to a mistake on my tuition bill. The last guy I talked to told me to call the financial aid office and hung up before I could respond. That was the first office I called. FML
Today, after trying for several days to change some details on the social security website, I got fed up and called them. I waited nearly two hours on hold, and when I finally got through, the guy on the other end just told me to reboot my computer and try again, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my aged mother continued to complain about her computer issues to me. A relative, who is good at tech support, won't bother servicing her computer because whatever she does ends up bogging it down the next day, so I have to hear about it on the phone. FML
Today, the modeling program I'm required to use for school started inexplicably crashing. Reinstalling doesn't even fix it. The company that owns the software doesn't provide students with tech support, and my teacher just told me I won't pass if I can't fix it. FML
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mrnicety 0
get his name and complain. he'll get the sack and you may get some actual help
lolcake 0
you know, if after an hour and multiple explainations you still dont get it... hes probably right
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emphannah_fml 0
Haha sucks for you!
Darkon 0
@90 That is one thing I got so tired of hearing the customers say "I am the customer, I am right!" Whomever came up with that saying should be stabbed repeatedly with a rusty spork!
DarthJeff 0
You deserve it dumbass. Learn how to use a computer.
gymnast4evr 0
o tht sucks
Darkon 0
@97 That depends on the company most companies unless the tech is on probation will record randomly and rarely even if they give the general disclaimer of your call being recorded.
laxgoalie118 0
HahahahahahahHahha that sux dude U shoulda told him to **** off and get a real job!
sparda4355 0
W H A T S C H O O L ? ? ? LOFL
Polionixon 2
Yea... i had this problem with dell... I had to enter in commands on my computer and the guy was repeating them to me over the phone and i was typing them all in right it just wouldn't go through... i told the guy that this was happening and he kept getting annoyed with mea nd was getting more sarcastic.... douche bags he really pissed me off i had to pay them ******* 256 dollars to do this. #95 or whate4ver the **** some people are technically inclined stop being a bitch :P
Polionixon 2
btw.. some places such as delll insist that you do shit over the phone unless your computer is really ******... less money to spend for them...
trubblemaker 0
You know you probably are doing something really stupid, but its probably not your fault you don't know how to use a computer. You're not an idiot but you are a computer idiot. Do all of us a favor and stay away from online course and computers!