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Not helping

Today, while trying to calm down my four-year-old son who was having a tantrum in a store, a man walked up to me and said, "You couldn't have worn a condom?" FML

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He couldn't have kept his mouth shut? The gall of people amaze me. Have some decency; yes, the child is annoying (even to the mother!) but that's no reason to be an absolute dick face to her because your ears are bothered.

i hope you replied "i wish your parents had worn a condom too"

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next time someone says that to you, just follow then around for a while, screaming kid in tow. The nerve of some people

His mother didn't.

Tell him and you could mind your own business!!

He shouldn't have said that

I'll say you're already 100 times better than some parents. Kids throw tantrums, it happens and there's nothing you can really do to avoid it. At least you were doing something about it. Some parents just ignore the screaming kids, even if they're right beside them.

dragoongirl90 34

Sounds to me like it's time for a spankin'!

Props to that guy for saying what every annoyed shopper thinks.

News flash to the rude stranger: Children are childish. Don't worry about him, OP, he's just a real-life troll. Probably gets off on saying sick things to strangers.

I genuinely feel sorry for the parents who are trying to calm their screaming kid down. They are embarrassed just as much as you are annoyed. Now other "parents" like the **** who let their kid scream in their face at the library for 30 minutes at the top of their lungs, deserves to get bitch slapped for sitting there acting like they didn't hear a damn thing.

'Neither could your mum keep her legs closed either, so I guess everyone gets careless right?'