jshsnan
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not helping
Today, while trying to calm down my four-year-old son who was having a tantrum in a store, a man walked up to me and said, "You couldn't have worn a condom?" FML
Top comments
MDoremis 38
He couldn't have kept his mouth shut? The gall of people amaze me. Have some decency; yes, the child is annoying (even to the mother!) but that's no reason to be an absolute dick face to her because your ears are bothered.
americanafrican 32
i hope you replied "i wish your parents had worn a condom too"
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Comments (89)
pandasauresrex 13
seems like he was also throwing a tantrum.
inz002 6
I guess he had a bad day also
Tyrez 32
You should have.
thejonac 21
what a total asshole. really.
catanita 18
This kind of line could have come only from a person who doesn't have kids.
mikelangele 15
I would have said Ask Your Mother
Silk_Routes 14
not acceptable comment!
writerchic85 26
Tell him "your mom couldn't have swallowed?"
worldclassrager 41
You couldn't leave us alone?
tiger820 20
that's priceless! ?