MrLonelyHertz
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Kingman, United States
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Today, I sat down for class. The second I sat down, the guy next to me stood up and moved all the way to the other side of the class. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
Do what any sane, rationally minded person would do. Calmly stand up, follow him to the other side of the room, look him right in the eye and sit down next to him. Keep staring for the rest of the class. Trust me, by the end of the lesson, you'll have made a friend for life.
TeraBaap 21
Good. More place for you.
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smxiricky 23
probably saw his girlfriend or best friend don't sweat it now you're close friends can sit next to you or your future gf ?
MrLonelyHertz 23
Well, as far as future gf, I don't think my current gf would be to pleased with that... lol
bettina44 6
At least he wasn't like "you can sit with us". (what a meanie though!)
spbusby 11
probably a coincidence, and just as you sat down his friend sat down across the room and he wanted to sit by them
cornyrob 33
I guess that particular vampire thought you smelled to nicely and remembers Bella Swan
Lazureneku777 13
so that happens to you too? :(
ifeelyourpainop 14
I've done this before actually... It wasn't anything about the person it was a coincidence, like my friend would motion me to come to them from the other side of the room, but I don't think about the person sitting down. I'm sure it was something like that and nothing about you personally OP :)
smallandroid 26
I would do this if I was planning on sitting with my friends and you had sat down in the spots I needed for them. I'm not very confrontational, so I'd probably just move to a different seat with more open spots around it than ask you to move when you've already sat down.
interesting33 37
You have a superpower. Use it! Many stereotypical introverted twentysomethings are looking at you OP - with envy.
Diegoba12 16
oddly reminds me of twilight.
edward_cooper 10
who gives a flying **** about those edgy basic doucheheads?