Cleo
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Brunei Darussalam
No friends of mine
Today, I found out that my colleagues don't add me on Facebook so that they can publicly put me down in their statuses, without me knowing. My boss liked the one which said that I talk too much. FML
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hcar 0
You type alot.
clockworkrainbow 3
Isn't that what FaceBook is for? Who cares? Don't talk to them any more. Simple.
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Comments (153)
skiier4life619 0
wow that really sucks
sdk00k 0
weak fml
seanders 10
Let the threadjacking begin! But seriously OP I'm sure there's a reason they hate you.
sammehsaurus 0
yeah seriously. and OP, don't worry.. I bet it's not only your coworkers who do that to you :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
Wait.... they DON'T? Typo? 0.o
bigchedda 0
u FAIL. btw u have no life to F
tekinzdudez 0
lol that really sucks, I hate it when that happens :P but you can possibly press charges for slander or defamation of character
eazyeeze 0
Lol! How did you find out? Facebook needs to re-format the privacy settings-again
Slappyzezima 0
just rent a woodchipper, lure them to your house, and throw them into it >:)
TheSoccerGirl 0
Nobody said life is full of nice people lol
christa953 12
no 16 they DON'T add him so they can make fun of him in their statuses and he won't find out...took me a second to figure it out too hahaha
Xeno213 0
ydi for talking too much duh!!
bcoolplz 1
cool lol
Izzy_babii 0
maybe you should talk less(:
DOS_1999 0
XD your right on that point.
comatoast 0
maybe you do talk to much. YDI for being annoying and not having friends
Clare420 0
YDI cause I don't think they'd all hate you for no reason...
Eyeliner_fml 0
agreed with 28 , 3 you did not win butgood try (;?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Why would you comment about another thread, in another one? That confuses me 0.o
sourgirl101 29
22 you can not if it's true. Maybe the op does talk too much. M&M (motor mouth)
lilmissy1290 0
OP you probably are very akward and annoying.. ydi.. as far as defamation of character I highly doubt the op could do anything about it.. that is for saying untrue things that could hurt the person's reputation.. it has nothing to do with being called annoying or saying the talk too much.. if saying you dislike someone behind their back was a crime the majority of high school kids would be in serious trouble.. but i wonder how op found out
celticmarine2005 2
That is neither slander of defamation of character. That would be like you suing me for defamation of character for saying you are an idiot.
pingpongpickle 8
stop talking
TheSoccerGirl 0
Whoo relax peace on earth
OliviaNicole 5
Thats sad, but it happens to normal people all the time so.......
YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0
in soviet russia they dont have facebook
DIAFpleaseLOL 0
Quit bitchin' and get in the kitchen. make your boss a sammich.
Kaycieeee 0
ydi for whining about facebook on fml
sosoinlove09 0
yea that really does suck, but dont stop being you
Lord_Vader 0
89, 84, 74, 62, 50, 43, 41 you are all so beautiful
yelwarc 0
lol u set the bar nice and low
KiddNYC1O 22
another creep in the bunch... hooray!
pleasenopuffin 0
Shut up then.
LoneliestxHobo 0
I don't know why people post these types of fml's. this is just embarrasing on your part, clearly you're a loser at work and are very annoying and posting it on fml just makes it even more known just how eccentric you are. Here's some advise, quit your job ( as I have no Idea how you could work there knowing they all talk behind your back), work somewhere else and learn from this and be less annoying. peace!
lilmissy1290 0
115 is right.. start looking for another job and at the next one be less annoying.. and OP how many times did you try to add your coworkers, if more than one that is kinda creepy
lololol247 0
115 nailed exactly what I was thinking. OP, I'll try to break this to ya as gently as possible .... You're a ******* loser. Stop talking so much and maybe you'll be giving another human being a chance to talk. That's how you make friends.
FarSide 23
Take a hint and maybe STFU?
pipp360 0
then shut up dumb broad
Hamsterzilla 0
then maybe you should shut your mouth u blabbering hoe.
grammarcheck 2
You didn't need the comma between "statuses" and "without". If they've mentioned it, maybe it's time to close thy hole?
espania97 0
just don't talk the whole work day to make them piss their own words!
immazombeastxD 0
32- if your name is David Lier I will punch you when I see you again
baileyannnx 0
haha!
Snugglez 0
this fml sucks!
Master_Bait 0
Did i win?
sharmen 0
You lose.
Snugglez 0
fail. lame fml
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ and that's exactly what facebook is for
sourgirl101 29
69 you're funny
Stefany713 0
that "don't" in there really got me confused
OwNowBrownCow 0
according to the game, you lost
iamchuck 0
You sure used a lot of words in this FML.
MrSassypants 34
hey that's shaycarl
hcar 0
You type alot.
dapheronixx3 3
lame.
daotherfish 0
that it is.lame
parapeople 5
20-Unexpected. periods are. lame
meneedlove 0
OP, stfu! :P
Disco_fml 0
can't you block who sees your statuses?
clockworkrainbow 3
Isn't that what FaceBook is for? Who cares? Don't talk to them any more. Simple.
meneedlove 0
#15 even to your boss!
grecmonster 0
15 you look like the offspring of a clown and a blueberry
cuterthanuthink 0
hahahaha that sux