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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

No favors

Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

The cop has to do his job, no matter what.

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RedPillSucks 33

Holy shit!!! You can get family discounts with a prostitute? Gotta check out my cousin again!

Good cop. He deserves a donut.

Lol

Gotta love family!

Meh he was just doing his job OP. Can't blame him for that.

Just cause you're related, what make you any special when it comes to the law? Oh yeah. You're not.

the fuc if u aint

Don't shame yourself by guessing Chinese to anything ever again... It's sad.

fuzzy4msymba 0

The law is the law. Deal with it!

jacquesromualdez 12

Just doin my job! Business means business.

-_- liiiiaaaaarrrr

Well, guess who's getting a fruit cake for the holidays...

Steve95401 49

A lump of coal would also be a good gift choice.

lightzonlycast 2

Well thanksgiving with your relatives is going to be awkward.