hborkowski
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Asheville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML
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brittanyrmh_ 12
Awkward urinal moments are the reason I'm glad to be a girl
PenguinBitch 44
He reminds me of that old guy in family guy.
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Obey_StudBoii 23
That's creepy. Which is why I don't use public restrooms.
skyeyez9 25
Probably another "Jerry Sandusky" disgusting old man type. I hope you are at least in your 20s or older and not a kid or teen....that would make it creepier. This is why if I had a young son I would be paranoid about letting him use a public mens room.
lorraineald 7
You don't go to a urinal next to somebody. You follow the 1-3-5 rule, and if they are taken then you wait. If you go to 2 or 4 then you're asking for it. I'm a girl and even I know this.
tildoorf84 7
Did you turn and punch him in the face? I dont give a shit how old a person is!
theAZN2look4 5
An urinal? A urinal?
cwbsmoker 5
OMG.! For creepy.
StEpHiE1226 12
U shoulda said thanks I know.
enigma575 2
Dude I would have backed up a bit looked gown and said no shit looks good from here too bro
Donovan_757 8
You could of done the helicopter
zombieslayer83 19
just look at him and say "I know, compared to yours"