Nice

By hborkowski - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Asheville

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Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML
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brittanyrmh_ 12

Awkward urinal moments are the reason I'm glad to be a girl

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PenguinBitch 43

He reminds me of that old guy in family guy.

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Steve95401 49

The elderly gentleman was probably happy to have relieved himself. As Perdix stated above (#30), prostate problems can make urination difficult when you get older. No, this isn't from personal experience.

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mykelinva 4

I was just able to get over the heebies but I still can't shake the jeebies after reading that....nice.

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lininnes 6

Once at a party, I was so drunk that I got sucked by an elder man, which from my blurry memory, seemed to be a great experience actually. His teethless gum felt warm & soft... so give it a try OP....

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Levvy 22

Anyone ever watch Courage the Cowardly Dog? If so, you probably understand why I'm asking. Hopefully.

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karatekid97 17

Like if you read it in Herbert the Pervert's voice.

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