hborkowski
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Asheville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML
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brittanyrmh_ 12
Awkward urinal moments are the reason I'm glad to be a girl
PenguinBitch 44
He reminds me of that old guy in family guy.
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LarissaAllen 10
Oh my.
Steve95401 49
The elderly gentleman was probably happy to have relieved himself. As Perdix stated above (#30), prostate problems can make urination difficult when you get older. No, this isn't from personal experience.
mykelinva 4
I was just able to get over the heebies but I still can't shake the jeebies after reading that....nice.
nottheyoungest 18
Did you say thanks?
HeartForMusic 23
Wow, I got chills just picturing that.
lininnes 6
Once at a party, I was so drunk that I got sucked by an elder man, which from my blurry memory, seemed to be a great experience actually. His teethless gum felt warm & soft... so give it a try OP....
Levvy 22
Anyone ever watch Courage the Cowardly Dog? If so, you probably understand why I'm asking. Hopefully.
karatekid97 17
Like if you read it in Herbert the Pervert's voice.
Xotoolyxo 16
Don't pee in public restrooms?
highfly3003 5
Herbert The Pervert