Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
Nice seeing you
Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML
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seemetrot_fml 16
Are you kidding? That sounds like it could be a very useful thing to have.
leJar 14
Hey, at least he's got your back if you get into trouble!
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Comments (39)
JosephKorso 15
Hey, he's using what he has to ensure you have the best chance of making it through relatively unscathed. That right there is better parenting than a lot of people get.
Etweens96 25
Well at least he cares!
watermelon15 35
Give him a chance, man!
HoofHeartedBro 14
Obviously he cares, and has a great sense of humor. life is short so keep in contact with him regardless.
RageWolf16 31
Dude who cares what kind of friends he has. He cares about you, lots of estranged birth parents aren't like that
Phxlife602 9
People make mistakes, not everyone is perfect. Atleast you know who to call if you ever end up in that type of situation. I say give him another chance and get to know your popz.
ssnow_fml 20
I would do everything to stay on his good side
Kevin55_fml 11
Seriously? I think that's pretty cool!
AlexisPaige1124 16
Why is this so hilarious?! It just made my day. Thank you for sharing this.
M3DO 24
I don't see how this is a FML.