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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Pontiac, United States
Nailed it
Today, I was being shown how to use a nail gun while applying for a job at a construction company. The instructor shot me in the arm with it. I didn't even get the job. FML
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Soundslikeothers 15
Show up with a lawyer, you'll get the job
ipman737 18
Wow you got screwed
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ipman737 18
Wow you got screwed
ipman737 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Aw come on get it? No? Okay
larrena2377 26
Technically he got nailed
DeadPixel4 29
That's very punny of you two.
RedPillSucks 33
By the way, ipman is a great kung fu movie...
MrGymnastic 12
#56 - I totally agree but...what if he means "ip" as in Intel processor
Rocky55119 5
ba dum tssss
swmr4life 9
Nailed 😂
Soundslikeothers 15
Show up with a lawyer, you'll get the job
larrena2377 26
That might also be a bad idea. They could make his life hell while he has the job
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Well, hell. I wouldn't even want the job after the BOSS shot me with a nail gun.
Scynistr 20
More like "show up with a lawyer, you'll never need a job again."
thatoneninjadude 14
more like show up with the lawyer you will own the job and never need a job again.
nurchok 15
Why get the job now? Might as week get paid without getting the job...
FindingYujin 26
He nailed you! ;)
barakados 11
And he also put a nail in your hand.
brackaman 18
A couple nails short of Jesus. You should go back
nurchok 15
Literally nailed...
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Why would they show you how to use it if you haven't even gotten an interview yet?
GnomeInSpace 11
Clearly you've never had a job. McDonald's doesn't count.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Clearly you're a douche. I think You're the one working at McDonalds.
RedDevel96 5
Whoa whoa I work at McDonald's and we do have to go through training so I assume it's more extensive training plus if you don't know how to use a tool it's better to ask someone to show you...in most cases anyway
GnomeInSpace 11
#65, Think again.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
#69 yeah after you get the job. Usually they train you AFTER you got the job. At least you aren't being a douche about it though.
GnomeInSpace 11
#83, he is talking about McDonald's though.
omgwthilu 20
It should be a relief you didn't get the job.
borntoperform 14
Ya it's such a relief to have no idea how you're gonna support yourself...
larrena2377 26
But it is a relief to know he won't be working with people who aren't safety conscious
omgwthilu 20
It's better than getting the job only to end up with a worse accident and injury, since their existing employees don't seem to be experienced.
bosox29 14
sorry OP but you can't claim worker's comp. but if i were you i would have shot him back especially if i didn't get the job.
person961 9
That's ****** up, usually when you get nailed by the boss he promotes you.
Rozay333 36
Win. Haha
extremeranger1 8
i dont get it...
killmenow03 21
#31 SEX.
GnomeInSpace 11
Made my day.
Dman131 10
I love how blunt this comment it's.
lexxiii 17
I guess you didn't nail the interview after all.
rbalboa76 5
At least you add that to your resume.
jsp16 24
Getting shot by a nail gun on a resume? Where is he gonna get a job using that? A human pincushion job at the circus?
rbalboa76 5
I was joking. I hope you get that.
deep_derp 9
Wow he really nailed it on that instruction!