Today, I just got back from a Civil War Reenactment in Virginia, my first big event in years. I spent over $200 on gas and food, and had to drive for over 10 hours both ways from Massachusetts. When I finally got there I realized I had left my uniform at home. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was all set to attend my first renaissance faire ever. I took forever customizing the perfect costume and I couldn’t wait. My boyfriend on the other hand was pissed that it was too revealing, so he left me standing at the front gate, refused to give me my ticket, and went in without me. FML
Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML
Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I couldn’t buy a commemorative jacket to wear at my rugby club's 50th anniversary was because the event had already happened. I paid in full for the event, and it cost me most of my savings. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I went to go visit my friends in my hometown. It was really nice seeing everyone. We had dinner at one of my favorite places, plus all 3 of my kids behaved! We all said goodbye and I drove home… leaving my kid's stroller in the parking lot. In MA. I live in NJ. I didn't realize till this morning. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
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nomadxx7 0
To the people picking on him because he re-enacts the Civil War, wtf is wrong with you? Some of that stuff is pretty hardcore. Couple of my friends did that Roman Gladiators type stuff and they showed me pictures of an event where some guy got his arm broke by a 12 lb longblade and another where the guy was knocked out when some guy twirling a mace hit him in the face.
ummmyeahhh 0
well, you're from the civil war. obviously you don't have cars. or express 24 hr shipping. lol
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Comments (96)
AdamAndEve 0
I'm sorry for you.
KFabery 0
This does suck, but also, you're weird for even doing this.
Jiplo 18
You're a nice person. I can tell that you encourage individualizing.
ebwaef 0
Yeah seriously don't be so judgemental!
JackTheRipper_fml 0
you just spent $200 and 20 hours in driving to realize you're an idiot.
ummmyeahhh 0
well, you're from the civil war. obviously you don't have cars. or express 24 hr shipping. lol
tehhotness 0
Thats what you get for being an enormous nerd
HarrisonVR 17
shut up man
mf_fml 0
FFFFFFFFUUUCKK.
deliciouskaek 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And the lesson here is: Stop spending your free time doing stupid crap.
AlyshaDeShae 10
Well, that sucks, you should have called a friend and begged them to drive it to you. :-)
mkb_fml 0
Wow, good thing we won the war back in 1865.
sealgair 0
You could have participated as "Private Parts, from the 7th Vermont Nudist Regulars" It'd be one way to beat the heat, those wool uniforms seem really hot.