mcdman
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Mr Popular
Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML
Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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perdix 31
The world needs fewer ugly ties.
Cartain 0
You should fire him.
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Comments (123)
him51772 0
fire him/her dipshit
phatdaddy62 23
Fire Him Back!
TheRipper_fml 0
Sounds like you're well-respected at work, boss.
HiddenAce91 6
This is definitely a YDI. Either because you're an asshole and someone stood up to you, or you're some pushover that let's people walk all over you.
CYNNER 0
You deserve it. no one would light your tie up for no reason. you should give him a raise for being honest
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I can't believe there are so many idiots thinking it was on purpose. Obviously, it was an accident, which is why it ended up beinf an FMLy situation but funny enough in the guy's mind to be posted here. From the OP's name, and from the fact that ties are not normally flammable enough to catch on fire easily without some combustible added to it, I deduct that the OP probably works at the fast-food chain as a manager and the tie problem involved a kitchen accident with oil lighting on fire and getting on the tie as the employee jerked back in fear. (People tend to, when oil does that.)
idkweird 0
Thank you! That's exactly what I said, and I knew I couldn't be the only one to see that side!
RhiaGrace 0
How the HELL did that happen?! xD
ScaryyMary 14
At least he didn't blow up your computer Tyler Durden-style. Was your tie cornflower blue for Tuesday?
BetterThanUrGod 0
you do NOT talk about Fight Club
ScaryyMary 14
I didn't. You did! Stop breaking the rules, man! They're gonna have Project Mayhem kill us!
Sirin_fml 47
Good thing no-one mentioned FML Club... ... oops.
ScaryyMary 14
How could a moderator be so dumb?! >:O
Sirin_fml 47
Let's keep this our little secret, shall we?
RachelTM 0
I saw that!
ScaryyMary 14
Nananananananana Sirin's in troubleee... *sticks tongue out*
CYNNER 0
Or op wears cologne which is flammable and it was done on purpose.
awesome576 0
OMG :O