notpregnant This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Italy

Major red flag

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to "see if I would look hot even when pregnant". We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

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wannabesinger 16

17 January 2010, 16:46

If you've only been dating for 3 weeks then why are you already sleeping together?

queenofdeath 0

17 January 2010, 16:49

and you're not ashamed of calling people like him "boyfriend"? and you sleep together after a 3 week relationship? god.

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stevenmx86 8

14 April 2012, 17:14

And you're already sleeping in the same bed?

trainwreck9324 7

6 November 2012, 11:40

least he thinks he is thinking about a future with you

snapdragon1100 7

4 January 2013, 06:39

If you've only been together for three weeks you should not be sleeping with him. That's suuuuper slutty.

Ashekitty 6

10 January 2013, 15:28

Really guys? Judging an adult for sleeping (not necessarily sex) with another adult? The majority of you must be in high school, because that's casual dating for many women. As far as I'm concerned two consenting (hopefully single) adults could screw without knowing each others names and I could care less! As for the girl stating "Hurr you're sleeping with him you should accept the responsibility of pregnancy" where in this did it say she's pregnant? I'm pretty sure the FML revolves around how creepy it is that her boyfriend might possibly aim to knock her up after three weeks.