notpregnant
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Italy
Major red flag
Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to "see if I would look hot even when pregnant". We've been dating for three weeks now. FML
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wannabesinger 16
If you've only been dating for 3 weeks then why are you already sleeping together?
queenofdeath 0
and you're not ashamed of calling people like him "boyfriend"? and you sleep together after a 3 week relationship? god.
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dorworters 9
thank you, David
adele77 2
ok y'all day arguing over this is stupid bit u still argue
b00kn3rd 14
Oh and the "they could have known each other before now" comment is ridiculous because she wouldn't be worried about him thinking about her pregnant this early in the game. Since...it wouldn't exactly be that early in the game if they have a long, previous history.
Twinklestar 0
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DncrHap 9
heh. i wouldn't reply to them at all. but, that's just me. whatever floats your boat.
Twinklestar 0
Sirin floats my boat.
Sirin_fml 47
♥ ♥ ♥
DncrHap 9
hahaha. good call.
Leftieswillrule 3
what exactly is wrong with this? your boyfriend is thinking about commitment... shit man your life sucks
zigzag30 0
Haha! But at least he said that you're hot...that's a complimentXD
Vjewerica 9
This was linked to me by my boyfriend. We`ve been dating for 4 weeks now. One week after we got together, as my birthday present, he got me a pillow! xD I think it`s cute :)
narutou546 4
so y'all have been dating for only three weeks and y'all slept in the same bed, I hope that screams something to you
lorraine1987 4
okay that's alittle Creepy for only be together for three weeks!!!!!!!!