Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
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dunner12 0
WTF
breathemein 10
my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.
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Comments (352)
alisonlee 0
I am not religious, but I guarantee there is a reserved spot in hell for you. Awful selfish comment.
taboo1431 0
you are an ass hole
xbarbiexdollx20 5
That's odd..
kevinfenchak 0
* generic comment trolling on 39 for making a joke on a humor site *
kevinfenchak 0
* generic comment about how not funny jokes about dead people are and how everyone is an asshole except me *
steveakafranxy 7
#113 STFU She deserves all the sympathy she wants
matt0794 1
you have a f*cked up sense of humor..
matt0794 1
that was @39 :s
hockey1317 0
how is this an FML exactly? maybe if u included something like "this is the only party ive been invited to" it would have worked out but this way it makes no sense.
YayFlameWarz 9
Abandonment issues!