not4geeks
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Looking for love in Alderaan places
Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML
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plethora 3
How do you not know the difference? YDI. I'm a girl, and I'd dump you for that. It's proof positive that your interests clash.
lookitsnatash 0
Guess the Force wasn't with you
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fmlzo 0
hm. i went out with a girl the night before this post and did kinda lose intrest in her because of that. i should forward this link to her and ask if she posted this, lmao. if it was her, i'll say this much: she's been over my house, she's seen that i collect sci-fi stuff, and that i don't hide being a nerd (despite popular belief, it's not that hard for a nerd to get a date). she asked me to come watch the new star trek with her, so i did, and right as the movie started, she asks if this is the one with harrison ford, the big furry thing and darth vader. i gave her a weird look, laughed for a while, and told her that was the dumbest thing i've been asked. despite that, i still watched the movie with her, but i wasn't interested in her for other reasons. but really, if she didn't know what she was going to watch, she could have told me beforehand, i would have gladly primered her on both series. i'm gonna have to get this cleared up with her :p
RK5000 0
It's not your fault that you're totally unfamiliar with two media icons that had a profound effect on our culture.
deaditegirl 0
YDI. How big is that rock you live under?
Piemarz 0
YDI, stop going out with "a cute guy" you obviously don't know.
RoadDoggFL 0
You've offended the nerds.
DesireeGray 0
Like, seriously? Ive watched neither of them, and I still no the difference! Thats kinda bad...
SomeGuy1234 0
I'm not quite sure how this is possible, I mean it's not like he asked you how many jigga watz a star destroyer's laser cannon has or what warp factor you need to be going to travel through time. But seriously how the hell can you not distinguish between distinct 2 franchises that have been part of american culture for the last 30 years? I am assuming you're american, although even if you aren't many people who are not american who don't live in third world countries can distinguish the difference.
omg009 0
Well i myself know the difference Boo-hoo for him obviously if you were a nice person it shouldnt matter if you know the difference between them, he probably missed out on a great relationship
SarlaccBits 0
HAHAHAHAHAAAA... FAIL.
DonScotticus 0
Set sail for fail!