Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
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poolshark 0
I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.
mykbibby 0
Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.
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Comments (63)
nuga 0
How badly did they park the plane?? I've never seen people fall through the crack...seems like they would get a lot of lawsuits from that.
blazin_b 0
It's kinda funny. If you would've laughed at yourself, maybe you could've picked her up
shaPOW 0
wow, that sucks. but shouldn't you know never ever to cross that crack between the ramp and the plane without watching your step?
linguica 0
BS. Boarding ramps are REQUIRED BY LAW to be a certain maximum distance away from the plane. Next time you board a plane look for the big signs around the joystick controls saying that it MUST be no more than 4 inches or so away from the plane fuselage.
fresvik 0
bruised balls, lol
taureau139 0
This is fake.. no way the gap was big enough for you to fall through, and if it were big enough then how did you stop midway and hit your balls?? you wouldve gone completely through
im_bored 0
LOL @ #10. God Bless America =)
Derick_Z 0
I'm gonna have to call BS. The gap simply isn't large enough to fall through and get caught halfway down.
CowGoesMoo 0
I'm sorry, there is no way this is true. As someone who commutes very often on a plane, you can't fit your foot through the crack, much less your entire leg. Also, there is no way the stewardess would laugh at you, she (and everyone else) would be kissing your ass so hard so you don't sue them.
Lee002 8
maybe he tripped on it and fell in such a way that he bruised his balls on the railing or something a d worded it differently
poison29 0
flight attendant, not a stewardess. that's what you get for googling at women