Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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indoorsy 3
Was it not a howler?
Kog_Hiro 17
Wait, 11:00 P.M. right? 11:00 A.M. is just an urban legend.
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Comments (92)
momo1972 3
Wake up earlier you lazy bum
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wake up early during the weekend? Are you ******* crazy?
angelinaanimerg 7
This was probably the weekend. Who **** sets alarms for the weekend. Most people wake up before 7 on week days. And thier mom didnt tell em to wake up early. Just left a note for them to wake up early.. But wrote it for them to see the note when they already awake So there wasnt a chance to set an alarm
wiggleyeah 3
How do u know hes a bum???
MotherHen88 4
I got yelled at and had to listen to my dad lecture me for two hours about my bad attitude all because when he told me to brush my teeth I said I already did.
shutupanddance 0
*sigh* Moms and their logic. FYL, OP.
Jaoriprilj 17
Lol. Her: "You should have seen the note this morning... while you were sleeping." You: "Mom, that doesn't make any sense. How could I see the note while I was sleeping?" Her: "Because I said so, that's how!" :)
RampantDoritoz 3
Should have seen the dam note
sampson12 0
Well you should've seen the note...
THE_A_TEEN 28
OP was sleeping. So, OP didn't see the note. Dumbass...
XxMoonShadowxX 0
umm.... how in the world can she read a note tellin her to wake up if she is ASLEEP o.e seriously -.-
merrielp 13
Haha.
badactor009 0
Gotta remember that one. Us parents stay up late thinking up stuff like this.
higgy6969 7
This is an FML? Grow a sack already
96skeeter 6
Same happened to me all the time its like yep ill just wake up magically because in my deep sleep I know you left me a note good call mom