Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband was telling the truth, he never did cheat on me. We've been divorced for six years and I just got remarried. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out my mom was serious when she said she’d never get over me dumping my ex. While babysitting my 6 month-old daughter, she took her to meet said ex for lunch while I was at work. Problem? He’s not my daughter’s father and I broke up with him when I was 16. My husband is pissed as well. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
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rebelbelle 17
Guess if she is like this at 7, I wonder what she's going to be like at 14
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
what a bitch child!!
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PandaDiva 9
What is a marriage if there is no trust? Not a very good one I'll tell you that right now
Matheo_fml 21
Not much trust from the getgo, eh?
stephanyovalle 15
You are raising a monster, a lying little brat
Demon_of_Light 27
I think the mom was so ready to believe the daughter because she believed the daughter didn't understand the implications of what she was saying. She wouldn't think that the daughter was lying if she believed that the daughter had no idea of the consequences of her words.
kaitiekief 12
You should never trust anyone until they prove they're trust worthy.
kaitiekief 12
Children don't usually lie about that kind of stuff, if kids see their parents with someone else they usually say stuff like " the woman daddy came home with was really nice" and so on
kaitiekief 12
You people are so ignorant, if someone has been cheated on in a previous relationship, their trust withers away. Every time they see something suspicious theyll think their spouse is cheating, I've been through it and you try so hard not to believe it, I did with one of my boyfriends and someone told me they saw my boyfriend with another girl, and I didn't believe them. A year later I found out it was true, and he sat there and watched me fight with my friends to defend him while he was guilty and he never said a word. I shouldve believed them and if someone told me now that they saw my boyfriend cheating I'd believe them until they could prove it was never true.
Flutter_Lily 6
You know, kids can be telling the truth about these things. Why would you think a child would lie about something so serious? I'm not saying the kid isn't at fault. She's a little ****. I wouldn't even imagine how to discipline something like this. I guess it's just another reason not to have kids.
aidz1994 16
I wouldn't forgive you either. Idiot.
aswethinkweiz 20
why would you EVER take the word of a child over that of an adult?