Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, I had to physically restrain my girlfriend from assaulting my father after he drunkenly poked her in the ribs for the fifth time. FML
Today, I had to deal with my baby daddy, who I currently live with and was in a relationship with (but not anymore after today) cursed me out after someone who works for the county came to our home and served him papers. Mind you he’s been speaking on the phone with this person, and told them he would be home. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
Today, my restraining order against my mother, who literally tried to murder me when I was 8 to prevent my dad from getting full custody of me, was denied. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML
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Top comments
HeyArnold91 8
I wish this had more details, but hope he doesn't violate the restraining order.
NoSubway4Me 8
Yeah, definitely would've liked more details for this. How messed up does a boyfriend's father have to be...
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Comments (73)
annie_nk 23
Not giving up on what, OP?
DeadxManxWalking 27
I thought it was mom's job to stalk you on dates
MistaKrista 8
I'm torn between if OP meant she served him because it's her job or she got one against him herself. Either one would suck, but for two completely different reasons.
sweetmama88 6
I hate people who leave half of the story unfinished , well I'm sure if your boyfriends father will get the message ! I sure hope he will leave you alone now.
patrickalamo 48
Keeping it in the family, oh ya
sillyyanks 24
At least it was easy to get him to admit who he was!! =D
sillyyanks 24
I hate people who have never tried to post a story of their own and therefore don't realise there is a 300 character limit. You can't write a whole essay, it's like twitter.
white16sox 19
The OP could have added an extra " because he had been..." it's not like the OP came anywhere near the 300 character limit.
TheNewGuy03 29
Did you punctuate this serving of the restraining order with a string of cool dance moves? That's the only way one can truly be served.
fenderkid67 5
I think she's a cop.
momo1972 3
Thanksgiving is going to be fun, and that's just around the corner