Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, I got ready for work half-asleep, grabbed my coffee, and walked out the door. It wasn’t until I was in the elevator that I realized I was also holding the TV remote instead of my phone. FML
Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML
Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, my phone alarm didn't go off this morning. Furious, I spent ten minutes complaining about technology before realizing I'd carefully set the alarm for 7:00 PM instead of 7:00 AM. The technology was actually innocent for once. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I thought I'd been really clever by setting my alarm ten minutes earlier to get up on time. I did wake up ten minutes earlier… then promptly fell back asleep for another hour. FML
Today, I finally finished building my own custom TV stand that would work in my small living room with brick walls. Now I can't find the remote. Anywhere. FML
Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Physical laziness, but obvious mental prowess...
luther48 20
Totally done it. Totally deserve it.
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Comments (41)
icemand90 17
you say lazy, i say efficient.
A7XCamaro 19
is it cheating that my phone came with a remote app already on it?
xLMB_ 12
I do this all the time !
JMW7477 8
I have a similar app. I use it to mess with my husband and his buddies when they're watching TV in the man cave.
BDanzeisen 20
The laziness Israel! I'm sorry everyone.
chosha_fml 27
You must be lazy if you think spending ten minutes on that for ongoing convenience was a big thing.
FalloutScrolls 25
Takes great work to keep oneself from working.
middlenamefrank 8
Oh, cut yourself some slack. That's not laziness, that's fun with toys. BTW, what app was that??
jp_boards 20
I've done this.... Twice once for my phone and once for my new phone.
LordVaper 14
Well done Sir, you're ready in case you lose that bloody thing one day