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12345678910 This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Buffalo, United States

Lame!

Today, my drunk mom kicked me out of my own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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drunk moms..... killing parties since the beginning of time!

Too bad there weren't any mirrors at your party, then she could see the irony...

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You probably we regaling the guest with tales of global warming, chronic unemployment and the coup in Egypt. Out you go, Debbie Downer.

It's my party I can cry if I want to...

You damn party pooper, you!

She was mad because u killed her buzz

She's the party pooper for pooping the party by kicking out the partyer

Sounds like your mom is a freakaleak

middlenamefrank 8

Hmm.....were you?

Well that's lovely .-.

Bluelephant88 5

Well were you being a party pooper? Or is this typical behavior by your mom?

Isn't family great?(: