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Jilting John

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I hope you never give him a second chance after a stunt like that.

ooo. that sucks.... fyl

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ooo. that sucks.... fyl

no1askdu 5

sounds like you need a new boyfriend or a vibrator to calm your nerves

tonythatiger 0

I agree with you and #101

jasonsaied 1

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white people should be executed

whoisthisgirl 4

holy shit Jason I'm screen printing this because I think you're the Jason saied I know lmfao! I'm gunna Text it to you later hahaha

Vibrators excite the nerves. The ****** calms them..

awwww thats so bad

NO! It's Phale lol

How do they fail?

No, it’s phallic!

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LMAO hahahahha. sorry.

I hope you never give him a second chance after a stunt like that.

That's awful! I'm sure he just had last minute nerves and didn't mean to hurt you though. I hope things work out.

you're better off without him. no worries.

you sound so sure. do you know him??

You can tell by the fact that he's a huge enough piece of shit that he leaves his fiance at the alter.

Mozilla_fml 0

Im so sorry. That really must've hurt. He probably had last minute plans or something. Maybe he was getting you some luxorious gift and was stuck in traffic? .__.

Ouch... fyl is an understatement you'll be better off without him anyway

Ohh dam that sucks

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