Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Conover, United States
In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
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loloalltheway 23
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
ladylilly25 20
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.
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ladylilly25 20
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.
jesustitts 20
Unless she's into being peeked at. She may do it more often in hopes of OP seeing more.
howdeedoo 22
Yeah, I don't know anyone who likes being watched while changing, do you?
Shrouds 14
Me, u can peek at me anytime you want.
Hentai_fml 6
If I can watch them change in return, they can watch me change all they want. ;)
Driblets 8
82- do those Hentai characters watch you change? And if so would you like it? :p
Hentai_fml 6
If I could watch them change they can do anything they want.
_krystallynn_ 11
omg i wouldve laughed so hard lol. did she get mad at you?
COOL__Coal 12
No she thanked him.
loloalltheway 23
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
Shrouds 14
You so purrrdy.
lhazz11 23
Trixie Tang? Is that you?
Mech1989 13
Well said!! I love it.
Dadothy 8
Rodger, is that you?
seacadet 18
"Gosh you're pretty"
loloalltheway 23
Thank you #87, but you haven't seen me naked.
ladylilly25 20
Not that you know of!
killcolt 6
Hold. Brb. Dying of laughter.
COOL__Coal 12
No, come here now!
buck33 14
4 - I'm holding. What do you have to say?
Shrouds 14
Is that like a new way to say "Stop. Hammer Time?"
kobelstone23 13
If I could thumb down more.....I would.
Mooish 18
That is where you would play it off with a random and made up backstory!
insertnameherr 11
There's no way to play it off.
jesustitts 20
Well that's a little creepy and possibly embarrassing for both.
Myo_fml 20
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
cash_raj 5
her name is jesustits...
MissEmma_fml 22
No it's not. It's jesustitts.
zen1979 16
Captain Obvious is just her rank and division.
LiterOfCola 16
And that reason is that you installed a video camera in her bathroom to protect her from burglars while she *****?
False_Stupidity 42
Well I got the two past FML references and thumbed you up, even if no one else did. Very good
Cassandrax731 5
You've just made yourself the pervert among your co-workers!
rara_boo 7
Lol I woulda pissed myself laughing. I assume she took it badly.
SaltukBugraHan 8
Haven't I tought you anything? Never confess!