Today, I got a surprise raise and a promotion at work. Hours after accepting, our company was raided by police on fraud charges. Due to my new managerial position, I had to get grilled by cops. I may not have a job at all next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, my hours at work were slashed due to company wide cut backs. The only coworker unaffected was the asshat who stole my promotion after I'd trained them. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I was just a few days away from starting the training for my promotion to management, which involved a healthy pay raise and full time benefits. Today, news came down that the company is filing for bankruptcy. FML
Today, my boss thanked me for all my hard work and promised me a raise and a promotion. Shortly thereafter, she sent out a memo announcing she'd sold the company. The new owner immediately came in to "restructure." I got demoted. FML
Today, I got a promotion to management at work. My employer decided to give the 'non-management' employees a really nice raise. Which means the job I had before my promotion is now paying more than the job I have now. Did I just get demoted? FML
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
If you don't know who the fall guy is... YOU'RE THE FALL GUY!
xmann277 13
Oh man, that is brutal. Really sorry that that happened.
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Comments (64)
RedPillSucks 33
evil people clicked YDI
Vlen_fml 20
at least it's less than the average 10% all posts get
Joseph24689 14
What a undercover mess up...
LycanGod 27
"plant" manager? lol but talk about good luck followed by bad luck
curiouslilbird 19
This is awful, OP! Truly FYL! May the investigation exonerate you so you can move on to a much better job!
mercyelvira42 23
Time to watch Fun with Dick and Jane and take notes
R_L_Jack 11
Sorry, it does suck, happened to my brother once a long time ago.
JKPwnage 27
Sounds like something out of a bad sitcom. Sorry, OP, hope it works out.
fantasyworld 39
<p>Sounds like you were set up, sorry OP. </p>