Ricky
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
I'm blue dabadi dabada
Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0
never test something right before a date. you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.
xdeliciae 0
Isn't that stuff for little kids...?
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mattmag 0
Haha, I have that stuff in pill form and you can never get all the dye properly.
deliciouskaek 1
What difference does it make if it's for kids? It serves a purpose, and he wanted to test it out. I mean, sure, it's kinda lame of him to try right before a date, and even more lame that he missed some, but hell, you can't blame him for trying.
Luneth101 0
The OP's a she, not a he.
HamsteronA 0
why's her name ricky then?
pingpongpickle 8
I know a girl named Ricky. she was named after her uncle
erikaa1123 4
could be her dates name.
erikaa1123 4
could be her dates name.
IStoleTheCookies 16
OP is a male, not a female, dumbass.
ohhboyy 0
try listerine smarts
burrito_supreme 0
LOL DUMBASS
jesslackszazz 0
And that is why you don't use kid products before a date.
lyndis_fml 0
And others need to go into their English professor's office every 6mo for "routeen" spell checks to keep their comments under "controle." That aside, I find when I am desperate to remove that fuzzy feeling on my teeth and a toothbrush isn't working, a quick rub with a terrycloth towel gets it gone. The same might work for blue.
meepmeep_fml 0
baaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
xXPeachRoseXx 0
Yeah, and it doesn't wash off the tongue either! :( Similar experience.
meepmeep_fml 0
uh, lyndis, you felt the need to point out spelling errors on the most useful, intelligent response to this FML? see a professional. it was pretty shitty spelling though, in any case.
idontgiveone 0
Ever watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S? Sucks. FYL.