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I'm blue dabadi dabada

Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML

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kwbuzz23wk 0

never test something right before a date. you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

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jhammond06 0

i wish members can delete FMLs. this is by far the dumbest one i have read on this site. Plus its not really a FML unless your like 5. With that bein said your a pretty smart 5 year old to be able to use a computer. FAIL

cristineuhhx3 0

You are how old? My little brother uses that stuff.

jakefml33 0

#1 has a point. never take a shit either...

dude i used that when I was seven.... i'm pretty sure it's for little kids

JD95_fml 0

I use to have sum when I was 7 I am 14 now and prefer the bug boy stuff!

Apparently your spelling hasn't improved since you were 7, though.

that's the funniest thing I've ever heard!!! I hope your date went well though! you'll laugh about this in 20 years. probably...

Mad_Alien 8

bahahahaha I got that like 2 years ago. funny

LexxyLiime 0

ew

I haven't heard of this! WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF THIS??? it sounds AWESOME!!

I just bought that for my son.no matter how many times he brushes,his mouth is still blue!