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Hungry eyes

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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Ok so number 1: that’s ******* disgusting