Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
How did it come to this?
Today, I had to say, "Put away your burrito," "That ruler is not a lightsaber," and, "Stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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ilikepie789 0
what did you expect theyre seniors
dropdead16 0
Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart
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mjninety 9
Smart does not equal mature.
allykaaay 5
All in the same sentence? Obviously you're not an English teacher, because that'd be one he'll of a run-on sentence!
bizarre_ftw 22
Wow!! You got an intelligent lot. You should see my school (well then again all our jokes had historical backing, it's was AP European history, but hey! How many calculous jokes can one Really make?)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Yeah, there's a limit to that.... Okay, so there's a guy in the Home for Deranged Mathematicians. He keeps running up to people and shouting "I integrate you!" and "I differentiate you!" And the people he does it to act all scared and nervous. So he does it to this one guy, who has no reaction at all. And he does it again, and again, and utterly fails to get a reaction. Finally, he says, in exasperation, "Who do you think you are?" His victim says, "I'm e to the x."
bizarre_ftw 22
I feel slightly defeated. That is actually quite funny. On another note: a home for deranged mathematicians?! :D I want to go there!!!!!!! It seems like fun!!!!!! :D Can I play with the crazy number heads?
stars_fan 0
How is teaching retards advanced math a fml
momo1972 3
Sounds about right
dapperdan18 0
How "advanced" is this "advanced placement calculus"? Haha.
spideydan15 0
I was in that class! Yep, sounds about right
Mikonam_fml 8
I'm taking that class next year ! :)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Sounds about right for my senior-year AP Calculus class back in high school...and OP is probably younger than I am. Look, the harder you work, the sillier you have to be when you blow off steam.
jaredofmo 22
Hey, at least you HAVE a teaching job...