Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, I was yelled at and humiliated by my otherwise awesome brother-in-law for my supposed lack of effort in the planning of a baby shower for my very pregnant sister. The kicker? Her huge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby shower has been in the works for a month, and is happening this weekend. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law, who hasn’t even been engaged a week, informed everyone that the wedding is on December 19th, which is the due date of my first child. My brother won’t change the date and is making my family choose between his wedding or being at the hospital with me. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
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Top comments
dermor 3
If your brother doesn't have the balls to overrule her on this one, there's a serious issue.
Nicole1225 14
attention ***** much
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Comments (101)
jhughes1997 6
why are women such bitches? all of FML is about psychotic women
xs4u 13
unless ur family didnt take a stand all ready... here's what to do to that ****. i would crash the wedding reception, bitch the **** out of her infront of everyone about what she'd done, how low and vain she is and walk out
RavenCheyenneC 12
What a bitch
MrsAlexander83 10
Be prepared for a life of misery. I have a SIL like this...they want to rule the universe. If you had a relationship at all with your brother, be prepared for that to be over as well. I hope this is all worse case scenario but doubtful since I'm living it!! Good luck OP!
jhs578650 9
That is utterly selfish of her, and if I were your brother, I would definitely reconsider the marriage. Committing to someone like that will invariably lead to a lifetime of misery.
chosha_fml 27
Direct everyone's attention toward her by explaining what she did and why.
amy6703 6
Crash the wedding and go in labor. She sounds like a nagging little gutterslut.
Christala 8
Hell yes. If you can possibly arrange the timing, try to actually give birth during her part of their vows. And to echo someone else further up the comments, wear white and a veil. If you're going to piss her off just by being there, go for the full "screw you, bridezilla" package.
klade99 4
Lol i have got to say you are extremely unlucky.
LaDresdenMonkey 11
She's insecure and stupid, don't take it to heart
nurchok 15
What a bitch... Break them up before it's too late