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Anonymous - - United States - San Antonio

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML
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yourmurderscenex 13

stop sending pictures of your **** to people and you wouldn't be having this issue.

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RedPillSucks 31

When your cable goes out, you get bored. When you get bored, you play with your phone. When you play with your phone, you accidentally sext your dad. Get DirectTV(tm) and don't sext your dad.

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theeccentric 7

I'm hoping by **** you mean rooster.

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n00b4liciou5 10

"Sorry son, mine's still bigger."

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PrimeStarscream 30

Anthony, I thought you were over that.

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sdroze1389 31

120. I got this, but I feel like this joke may have been wasted in present company.

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tenderteddy82 4

Dad's reply: "Wow...I guess size is not genetic. Sorry son."

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