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crippled shopper This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Streamwood, United States

Help! I need somebody!

Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Damn, where is that 'emergency boost' button when you need it?

Yeah....electronics tend to have this thing called a "Battery indicator", you should try checking it sometime, helps avoiding these situations.

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The end result should have been you pretending to have a heart attack just to scare the crap out of the person who found you and maybe change the store policy's a bit lol...