crippled shopper
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Streamwood, United States
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML
Top comments
carry_on 19
Damn, where is that 'emergency boost' button when you need it?
UberNova 18
Yeah....electronics tend to have this thing called a "Battery indicator", you should try checking it sometime, helps avoiding these situations.
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Big_Money_27 7
Day 37 in hollister: I think in running out of air in here. There has been no signs of anyone finding me.. Its so dark.
Thatscori 0
Well you can obviously walk if you walked from the parking lot into the mall. You'll just be in a little pain. Don't be so dramatic
Scotticus117 11
I once was an early morning shopper...then i took an arrow in the knee
Megan98 18
That happened to my cousin, but a slightly overweight Walmart employee pushed him back...it was the funniest thing ever. Haha
smacka98 1
crawl away to safety
olhuma 5
Next time it happens, I got a way to kill time for you: Shut your eyes, and imagine you are the lead singer of an awesome band named "The Scooters, unplugged" ...
odamaliekh 26
It's so horrible! And i feel bad for saying this, but kind of funny too. I hope it worked out!:)
buckdharma 38
It was a beautiful day, I got the good beets down with my grabber arm, then I was drivin The canned meats flew by, the deli lady was singin, a little Beyonce I was flyin Then it ran out of steam and no one would come to me lookin for a place to pee, goin right here on the seat runnin out of steam
Satoaoi 13
I'm sad for you. I would of helped u buddy: )
VScpu 3
What about the workers