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wooowmom This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

HELLO?

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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holymolybro 0

Think fast! :D!

just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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SAME HERE!!!!!!

listen to ur mom she made u lol

And you didn't kill her? YDI.

NYR1926 0

throw it back :)

women...they're all the same lol

same with me and my dad. if i say hold on he will give me a half our speech on how we r not equals. :/

bring a bat, a glove, gear, or all three! catchers gear, of course!

mlana96 0

hahaha that sounds like my mom

My mom's like that too. Except she'll throw whatever is closest to her!

Ieatpeople17 0

Child abuse, call on her