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Heavy sleeper

Today, I was kicked out of my parents' house, so I ended up sleeping in my truck bed because I had nowhere to go. I was then awoken by a "beep beep beep" noise. I was being towed. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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irishfever 0

Assuming you're an adult, you can't expect your parents to take care of you forever... time to grow up

Maybe the parents called a tow truck? Doesn't necessarily mean he was illegally parked.

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Comments (63)

aww that sucks man! what's with everyone hating on you anyway? Nice assumptions people have going on.

#12-- it makes an ASS out of U and ME !!!!!!! lol

so_me_fml 0

It's unfortunate that you got kicked out. Parents do usually have a reason though. I don't think previous commentors are so much "assuming" as they are "inferring.". That is, of course, barring the possibility that your parents are unstable, which is entirely possible as well. However, I think it's FYL for not having any friends with couches you could crash on for a few days while you either work things out with your family or find a place of your own :(

This raises like 15 different question. Can't decide between FYL or YDI. ... Meh, pick yourself up and dust yourself off, this wasn't too bad.

fortunesque 0

I agree with #1... anybody that I've known that's been kicked out of the house has been a failure at life because of horrible choices and they KNEW the right thing to do. Also, if you've been kicked out, how are you using a computer?

Maybe they have an iPhone.

One time, my mom was screaming at me for sleeping in (it was the weekend and I had nothing to do all day). I actually yelled back for once and she kicked me out of the house. I am definitely not a failure at life; she just has issues.

Maybe the parents are doing the drugs. Don't assume one way or the other. Get all the facts before you make such acenine judgements.

did you know it was coming.....because that could be the difference between a FYL and a YDI

#10, a purely FML movie would be awesome.

hahahaha wow what happened?

stop doing drugs