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tootles This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Heavy sleeper

Today, I was kicked out of my parents' house, so I ended up sleeping in my truck bed because I had nowhere to go. I was then awoken by a "beep beep beep" noise. I was being towed. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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irishfever 0

Assuming you're an adult, you can't expect your parents to take care of you forever... time to grow up

Maybe the parents called a tow truck? Doesn't necessarily mean he was illegally parked.

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that sounds like fun

THAT SUCKS!!! YDI IT THO FOR BEING A HICK

irishfever 0

Assuming you're an adult, you can't expect your parents to take care of you forever... time to grow up

True. But if he literally had no where to go I don't think his parents should've just thrown him out. Instead they should ******* help him so he can move out.

that sounds like fun man.

kwbuzz23wk 0

stop doing drugs

What does drugs have to do with this FML?

Did OP say he/she was using drugs? It doesn't hurt to read these days.

Maybe the parents called a tow truck? Doesn't necessarily mean he was illegally parked.

don't worry i'm sure you're the family favorite !

#6, what makes you assume he was doing drugs? that would be funny in a movie comedy.... actually now that i think about, a lot of these FMLs would be....

#4 you know what assuming does....