Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the supermarket. Trying to seem nonchalant, I attempted to make small talk while pushing my cart. I didn't notice that I was steering straight into a tower of canned goods until it was too late. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
Today, I saw my ex and his new girlfriend walking towards me. To make things less awkward, I tried to be cool and give him a high five. He misjudged and went for a fist bump. I ended up slapping his hand, and it felt like it lasted forever, all while she just smirked at me. FML
Today, I went to my local grocery store in sweatpants and slippers to pick up some hangover food, thinking I wouldn’t run into anyone I know. I ran into my ex, her new partner, and his parents… twice. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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Welshite 40
You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.
nataliewby 25
You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend
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Comments (51)
whenitdidhappen 14
reminds me of the simpsons movie *lots and lots of beef jerky*
Scarylizard1798 23
U should have gone up and talked to them, that proves u r really the bigger person
LexiDaBae 17
you shouldn't have to act completely oblivious to prove you're over him. you could've just said hi and acted civilized, despite how bad your breakup was.
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree. If Op really wanted to act like she was over him she should've walked right over and said hi, making a point to be really nice to the girlfriend. Be the mature one Op. Pretending you don't see them doesn't look like you're over him.
heimdallr 14
I guess that parade had more eye candy than you bargained for.
Schizomaniac 24
Everything about this screams "teenage relationship." YDI. People who are over their exes don't feel the need to prove it.
mimi809o 21
If you were really over him, you wouldn't of felt the need to prove it to him. Sucks about the candy though.
ostfaiz 18
someone is still hitting on u Op..avoidya
sydneysays 15
You tried!:)
Darknyan 10
"Hit me square me" haha little typo there
ThatFafHippo 6
You have just created a new candy that candy crush MIGHT think of using