Today, some of my coworkers have complained that I don't do my share of the work, though they can't specify exactly what I'm not getting done. Apparently, being too efficient and finishing first means I mustn't have done anything at all. The supervisor sided with them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Today, I discovered that my supervisor has been submitting completed projects to our manager on time for everyone on the team but me. She has been deliberately making it appear as though I am weeks behind on my projects, when in reality I am one of the first ones done every month. FML
Today, I got chewed out by my boss. Why? Because my coworkers haven't gotten their work done. Now I have to scan them their work for them to complete it. FML
Today, my co-workers decided in our meeting with my boss that everything is my fault. When asked for examples, they couldn't come up with any. Now they are mad at me, because I'm apparently good at my job. FML
Today, my supervisor’s first words when looking at my work were, “What is this shit?!” I explained that I'd done it exactly like she told me to. She just kept on grumbling because she couldn’t find a single thing I had done wrong, which apparently ruined her day. FML
Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Today, my job as a supervisor has become increasingly ridiculous because one employee doesn't want to do the tasks I give her. My supervisor tells me to keep working with her and giving her work. When she goes directly to him, he tells her she doesn't have to do them. FML
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Top comments
False_Stupidity 42
Surely you have evidence of all the work you have done. Just rub that under their noses and make them eat their words.
smackaroonial 20
Do they not pay attention to productivity? What kind of company is this?
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Comments (54)
jake131000 21
This is kinda socialist if you think about it. "He's working too hard"
TyrantOverSeer 13
That's wrong, and something a kindergartner would do not an adult, you should definitely go talk to human resources about this
Estelle101_fml 13
Honey, it's called jealousy, do your job and if others can't handle your awesomeness, than seek for another job with efficient working people.
hipposteve 21
you're overqualified, find a better job :)
Tomryan279 10
It might be a inconvenience but keep and hour by hour log of what you do. This will show your supervisors that your getting your work done and that your organized.
Publikwerks 14
So stop being so efficient. Your making everyone look bad, go browse some sites, play some agar or somthing
ssnow_fml 20
well then stop being so efficient.
classicsparkles 17
At least the solution is easy, just start slacking off in moderation so your work is done slower.
Reihna_fml 14
Please, do yourself a favor and start looking for a different environment in which to work. There are undoubtedly companies that will appreciate your efficiency. You will do yourself a great service by continuing to search until you find one of them.
expertsmilee 26
So much this
yenze 18
From the sound of it you work hard and get all your work done then don't do anything else so all they see you not doing anything. My advise is work slower and get done at the same time as everyone else or find other work to do when you are done.