scaredofbozo
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Hard at work
Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML
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sailorzoe 14
Did they laugh while they fired you?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
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Comments (53)
horseracingjocey 0
I'm not sure if I should say your life sucks or you totally deserve it... On the one hand, you shouldn't have fallen asleep at work. On the other, it sucks you have to explain to them that you had a nightmare about clowns!
ruben_A_ruiz 0
Clowns can be really creepy I wonder who was the first clown ever
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Hard to say. They were quite popular in the medieval days and Renaissance (but also common), so it's hard to track down. However, the first clown I ever had sex with was a young boy that I'll nickname "Francis." The way he kept screaming in the middle of that courthouse was exhilarating, especially since I was dressed as a clown...
eminem_luvr 0
do you work in a circus by any chance?
perdix 31
What kind of job do you have where you get to sleep with your co-workers? Ah, the pitfalls of working in the **** industry!
jamsmem 0
I have never understood why people think clowns are scary unless u watched IT and a little kid! But really thats your own fault you should have never fallen asleep at work!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"...unless u watched IT and a little kid!" I watch little kids all the time and I watch/work in IT and I'm okay with clowns. I fail to see your point, if any.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'm going to say that I think they meant "unless you watch IT and are a little kid".
jd79 0
clowns though lol was it ronald mcdonald
gangstark3_fml 0
ydi for sleeping at work
sourgirl101 29
Was it "Pennywise"? *CHILLS*
wolve86 0
the clown has NO penis
MasterE56 4
stfu...