scaredofbozo
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Hard at work
Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML
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sailorzoe 14
Did they laugh while they fired you?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
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Comments (53)
TakeOneLastBreat_fml 0
do you work at the circus?
1958x 6
Am I the only one who doesn't think clowns are scary?
MissBunny25 0
probably.lol but all the guys I know are scared of clowns.. like deathly afraid. it's rather funny.
pablothepenguin 2
Clowns are so scary!
allmidnighteyes 11
I was deathly afraid of clowns as a kid purely because of the little toaster thing's smoke-monster-from-LOST-clown-bathtub nightmare scene from The Brave Little Toaster.
GumbetGirl 1
I don't understand how they are scary?!?
A100893 30
Watch the movie "It" and you will know why they are scary.
gabinel1 0
After you watch clown related horror movies, youl be scarred for life.
LiL_MiSS_LYMARiZ 5
Am I the only one who thinks that you LOOK scary?
ulicksam 0
I work with people like you. Hope you got fired.
khaya 9
This would have been a whole lot funnier if you worked in a circus.
disneydork96 0
Hahah win
jordanprodigy023 0
YDI for sleeping at work
Happygofucky 0
I never fell asleep at school or work despite being sleep deprived often. Surprises me that people manage to, I don't think I could even if I tried. I need a really dark room to fall asleep. Clowns are kinda cute! The only time I really found them creepy was when I watched that film 'It'.
Allstarr23 1
This isn't a diary. No one gives a shit about your sleep habits
MasterE56 4
thank you #52 for being a asshole..
Happygofucky 0
Omigod how dare I post something related to the FML other than FYL, YDI or 'O wow tht suxzz'! Dear diary, Today I woke up and made some noodles because I was soooooooooo hungry! I missed dinner last night so that totally ****** up my sleeping pattern 'cause I also missed lunch too! I know, I know, I should take better care of myself. Anyways I have to go and spread some more of my worthless shit on some more FMLs. I will check back with you tomorrow or something. Take care of yourself diary, Love from Happygofucky xxxxx
Ronan_k 0
19 - Agreed.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
DocBastard 40
Were they putting you in a cotton candy cocoon and drinking your juicy innards? /obscure?
allmidnighteyes 11
I need to watch that again sometime... despite how cheesy some of it was.
mwjessica 0
Killer Clowns from Outer Space! Those creepy bastards.
sallen0046 4
You were sleeping at work, how could you possibly not deserve it? It doesn't matter why, where, or when, you do not sleep at work.
ImmortalKratos 0
what if he works at a mattress testing facility and his job is to sleep?
animosiity 0
win :D
sallen0046 4
Paramedics and firefighters, maybe. Mattress tester, no.
sarsuela 29
It doesn't say they were at work, they might have been on a business trip and sharing a hotel room.