Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a cheap cake topper online for my sister's birthday. It arrived with the words “Happy Birthday Mom.” I covered “Mom” with icing and thought nobody would notice. My sister's first comment was, “Why does my cake call me Mom?” FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
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AngelSpit 18
May I suggest a magnifying glass and tweezers
Intoxicunt 6
OM NOM NOM. Poison! Good thing she didn't just eat them instead.
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Comments (124)
pgma14 0
ydi for not being good female and learning how to bake bitch!
Redrosesandrain 0
pgma14: do the world a favor and don't reproduce. shouldn't be hard because you'll never get laid anyway.
jane99 0
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon: A lung disease caused by inhaling fine particles of silica.
kirbyfan23 0
Ultrauberbigwordsarehardtoreadandmakemybrainhurt: yeah... BTW, jane is right. It is a lung disease caused by silica. But that's from inhaling it. As in it goes down your windpipe. Not ingested, as in down your esophagus.
jane99 0
I just thought the big word was cool.
mtc96 0
omg hahahahah that exact same thing happened to me at my bday..my mom spread the sprinkles over my cake,,except i didnt know about it and ate them....they burned in my tongue..burned!
aaaaa12345_fml 0
what a retard
AtmosphereSiV 0
YDI for having such a stupid daughter. :|
scarletlily_fml 3
So? It'll take, what, 30 seconds to take them off.
mercedeslove 0
Here's an idea pile all those beads on to one slice of cake and feed it to that stupid kid of yours. YDI for failing to use birth control
giganticbrain 0
Dude. Yes. Agreed completely.
cyberpimp 4
Wow, this is better than the FML. And all you ****** up sexist bitches. **** you
ziqi92 0
did she not read the damn package??? it says on every single one "DO NOT EAT" in big bold repeated print
Tsukasa_fml 0
To understand an idiot, you must think like an idiot. She was not eating them, so it's fine!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Depends on how old she is. OP never said how old her daughter really was.