Holyguacamoly
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Iceland
Happy Doggo Day!
Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML
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Blackhawk706 23
People lost the intelligent aspect of their minds centuries ago...
Chelsea_bella 20
Pink collars on the other hand...
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Comments (80)
Vanubo 10
That's dog gone crazy. But seriously, what kinda logic is that?
annunaki_fml 11
leave a note in the stores suggestions box telling your boss to quit being gay hahah
rittz93 17
my dog has a red collar. it certainty didn't effect his ability to make puppies.
ohSNAPyall 27
My cat has a blue collar. This signals to all other cats that he has been neutered.
GDragonsSwag 21
Thank you for being one of the more smarter people on here.
a_wiener_d0g 15
#50 "More smarter"
mustang_92 9
affect* his ability
Sathane 21
Retail managers are some of the stupidest people I've ever met. Greedy, self serving, with an undeserved sense of entitlement and a complete lack of common sense or accountability.
ThriceWritten 21
Is this supposed to be relevant to the FML?
foxwasalamb 24
i dont think its fair to generalize all retail managers as greedy and selfish. i suggest you try to have a more open mind, i heard it can take you a long way in life
rejectedwish 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP should know that the customer is always right and should never argue with them, that's like the first big rule of the retail/service Industry.
ApacheC424 18
If you ever worked retail, you'd know how big of a lie that is. Even if you give them what they want it's then your fault for not properly informing them.
ninety 25
"the customer is always right," does not give the customer the right to act like a jackass and treat the associates like crap. Especially when the customer is obviously a dumb ass.
mkcherry 14
Certain grooming stores or boarding places always use one color collar for dogs in a certain category (Washed/unwashed, sick dogs needing to quarantined, biters or dangerous dogs etc) It would have been irresponsible for OP to mislabel the dog because the owners a moron and an asshole. Honestly his business isn't worth endangering other dogs or upsetting an entire system.
ilovefall10 21
What the hell? I've always seen red has a more male color, so I honestly don't know what that guy's problem was.
RedPillSucks 33
Both red and pink used to be considered "male" colors, in the way back. This was the color of blood and was considered virile.
communisttaco 16
He's just stupid
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Does your boss have shit for brains? You did explain what happened, right?
Kamon97 23
Dafuq did I just read?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Has he never seen 101 Dalmations?
Enslaved 38
My neighbour's dogs are gay. At least that's what she says when they tag team and dry hump my boyfriend's leg.