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Haircut, haircuuuuuut

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser, "A little off the sides," they hear, "A bowl cut please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

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Always bring a picture of the result you want. That way you can show them what you want. If the screw it up, you can have a chat with their manager on how well they cut hair.

And then you cry inside because you are powerless to do anything when they chop off most of your hair in one snip.

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Charles900 16

If they refuse to listen to you when you specify your haircut, I suggest going somewhere else to get it done next time.

and this is why I'm learning to become a hairdresser so that I can hopefully do peoples' hair exactly as they want as I know the annoyance of crap hairdressers then again says you're male and barbering is a seperate course for 2 years one lesson a week for £1k... oh wells

Is your school even real? Where doesn't teach men's cutting? I understand advanced courses and the barbering trade itself require additional education... but men's cutting was one of the first basics we learned back when I was in beauty school.

26- So... when you're a hairdresser, what are you going to do if a man comes in wanting a haircut?

Be proud and sport that Lloyd Christmas hairstyle. Jim Carrey would be proud.

Look at it this way, when people ask for who your inspiration is you can whip out a picture of coconut head

I know that feeling, OP.

Lloyd Christmas is that you?

maybe harry cut his hair

Find two friends named Larry and Curly and live it up. Knucklehead.

That's why I always go to the one hairdresser who knows what I want and like, but I hope you can fix it or deal with teasing well! Good luck!

sounds like its time for a Mohawk!

I was there in that situation OP..hang in there until the hair goes and I hope you never go to that dresser anymore...