cody4prez
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Groucho Marx fan
Today, my dad told my mom to hurry up or they'd miss the start of their concert. She said, "I'm coming, I'm coming…" and without thinking, I blurted out, "That's what she said." They're super religious, and I'm now grounded till January. FML
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Tripartita 45
Just be glad they didn't make you get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness. Wait. Just be glad they didn't get out the whip for you flagellate yourself with. Damnit! Just be glad they didn't dole out some religious punishment that doesn't also sound like it was torn from an S&M instruction book.
MitchRapp 20
If that line is the worst thing you say or do. You will turn out fine in life.
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Comments (44)
da_epic_failman 7
You are literally a terrible person. You're lucky it's not NEXT January.
chewsef 17
#thatswhatshesaidnevergetsold
flyerpretender 3
Well.... If they're super religious, then how would they know/understand that joke?!!! O_o
Sora_McKain 36
They are super religious parents, not ignorant parents.
mwek3 11
totally worth the grounding.
sighlifeman 12
cringes
McAlec 2
Actually you just stated the obvious, because that's really what she said.
Jhk9000 23
Tell your parents to grow up for grounding you. Do not accept that punishment for something that was a mistake. Plus they're ridiculous to ground you that long.
Bchili 9
Worth it
krompf 3
You added the "super religious" comment to make it look like it's your parents' fault, but really, YDI for blurting something stupid out without thinking.
confused_wandere 26
It is the parents' fault BECAUSE they are super religious. They took a simple statement that is supposed to be humorous, if a little crude, and blew it up into epic proportions. If it was anyone else, the OP probably would have only gotten a simple "ew gross" or something like that. But because they are religious, they gave the OP a six month grounding instead. They seriously need to grow up and get over themselves.
Helldemon 32
To ground you for 6 months is pretty crazy. They sound like very not nice parents.