Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it, we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got back to work from a 3 week vacation. My boss had asked me to get him something so when I returned I presented him with a shotglass with the British flag on it. I later found out that he is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I came back from vacation to find a packet on the company's stress management programs on my desk. I was sent the same packet over my vacation. I got the same packet from my boss as I left. All because I snapped at a co-worker who was throwing a tantrum over the Star Wars trailer. FML
Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML
Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
Today, my colleague came back from vacation so I no longer have to do her job on top of mine. My bosses saw this as the perfect occasion to barge into my office every five minutes to hand me tasks. When I asked for a ten-minute break to do a task that needed concentration, they barged in again after five minutes. FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, my boss joined me on my vacation, to "make sure I actually went". FML
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coopcas 0
That's so ******* cool.
DrAwesome 6
FYL? You filled a water cooler with margaritas, and all you got was a memo. YLIA.
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Comments (102)
Crimso 0
Uduwudu 0
Hilarious, shoulda put a Gin Fizz in there.
atomicmrpelly 2
lol #14... Mmmmm memos!
KevinC69 0
Omfg a memo that means everyone is getting fired!!!! Oh wait, it's a memo. There's absolutely no consequence what so ever except that you got to read a piece of paper. Do yourself a favor, get off this site. You are an embarassment. Maybe they'll ip block you so you can't post anymore lame FMLs to make them lose readers.
intotheblue 0
Uhh #29, you realize the site admins have to approve FMLs before they are posted? So I doubt they're going to IP block the poster... genius...
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
what Intotheblue said
DieterDerBlau 0
YDI but who cares- drinks make work worth going to...
icertainlysuck 0
This shouldn't even be an FML. OOOOO you got a memo. Thats SOOOOO terrible. STFU!
grlwitperlEring 0
YDI but that's so awesome that you should be proud to get caught plus they can't exactly fire the entire office right?
atomick 0
You do know that they sell replacement water bottles in pretty much every grocery store in the country, right? You deserve it for being dumb enough to get caught.
plexico 4
Plus, your boss is a recovering alcoholic.
TheRoflMonster 0
Why don't you put that in a memo and title it: Shit I Already Know!!!
CaitieChaos 6
Yes Sarge!